" TOILET SEAT LID "

WELL, YOU KNEW IT HAD TO "COME UP" SOONER OR LATER-RIGHT??  SO, TODAY IS THE DAY.  MIKE HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY GOOD ABOUT PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT BACK DOWN AFTER EACH USE-UNTIL LATELY THAT IS.  IMAGINE MY SURPRISE AT AROUND 3AM WHEN I GET UP OUT OF BED-EYES CLOSED-MOSTLY ASLEEP, TO TINKLE (WHEN YOU GET OLD LIKE ME YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY), AND THEN  I GET MY BEHIND BAPTIZED!!  IT IS NOT A GOOD EXPERIENCE TO SAY THE LEAST, AND NOW FOR SURE I AM WIDE AWAKE.  I HAVE OF COURSE HAD TALKS WITH MIKE ABOUT THIS IN THE MORNING, BUT NEEDLESS TO SAY (GIVEN HIS CONDITION-ALZHEIMER'S), HE QUICKLY FORGETS.  IT HAS GOTTEN SO BAD THAT LAST NIGHT, I EVEN HAD A DREAM ABOUT FALLING INTO THE TOILET, AND GETTING STUCK!!  FORTUNATELY IT WAS JUST A DREAM, AND I WAS NICE AND DRY IN THE AM.  THIS BEHAVIOR IS COUPLED WITH ANOTHER, THAT IS CONSTANTLY CAUSING ME TO BRUISE.  MIKE NOW BELIEVES THAT DOORS, AND DRAWERS ARE MEANT TO BE LEFT OPEN.  IF HE LOADS OR UNLOADS THE DISHWASHER, THE DOOR IS LEFT HANGING DOWN, AND WHY I FAIL TO SEE IT THERE IS BEYOND ME, BUT I RUN INTO IT ON A REGULAR BASIS.  I HAVE HIT MY HEAD ON OPEN KITCHEN CABINET DOORS, BATHROOM CABINET DOORS, AS WELL AS SOCK DRAWERS, PANT DRAWERS, AND UNDERWEAR DRAWERS.  BTW, DOES ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE KNOW OF A PERSON HAVING TWO DRESSER DRAWERS FULL OF ONLY SOCKS??  MIKE HAS ONE FOR WHITE SOCKS ONLY AND ANOTHER FOR ALL HIS OTHER COLORED SOCKS.  OK, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT COMPLAIN IN THIS POST, SO I WILL SIGN OFF FOR NOW.  HOPE YOU HAVE A BRUISE FREE DAY-JUST ME