MIKE WAS WASTED ALL DAY YESTERDAY!

MIKE AND I  WERE SUPPOSE TO GO TO OUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR'S FUNERAL YESTERDAY, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK OUT THAT WAY.  WHEN IT WAS TIME TO GO, MIKE WOULD NOT, OR COULD NOT MOVE.  I TRIED AND TRIED TO WAKE HIM-AS DID MY SISTER AND OUR DAUGHTER FONDA WHO WAS ALSO THERE, BUT HE DID NOT BUDGE. HE HAD ALREADY BEEN SLEEPING ON MY SISTER'S SOFA FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS, SO NONE OF US COULD UNDERSTAND WHY HE WAS SO TIRED.  SADLY I HAD TO MISS THE FUNERAL, AS I COULD NOT LEAVE MIKE ALONE.  AT AROUND 3:30PM WHEN MY SISTER GOT BACK HOME FROM THE FUNERAL, AND PICKING UP OUR DOGS AT THE GROOMER FOR US SHE AND I WERE FINALLY ABLE TO GET MIKE UP.  HIS LEGS WERE SO SHAKY THAT WE BOTH  HAD TO HOLD HIM UP-ONE ON EACH SIDE OF HIM. ONCE WE GOT BACK HOME IT WAS RIGHT BACK TO BED.  HE SLEPT UNTIL AROUND 6PM AND I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO WAKE HIM UP AND GET HIM TO EAT SOME DINNER.   HE THEN WAS TOTALLY CONFUSED AND THOUGHT IT WAS MORNING.  WHEN I TOLD HIM IT WAS PM NOT AM, HE SAID "GET OUT OF HERE"!! HE DID NOT BELIEVE IT WAS IN THE PM TILL HE SAW THE NIGHT TIME NEWS.  AFTER I TOOK MY SHOWER I WAS DONE-I FELT LIKE A WET NOODLE.  I TOLD MIKE I WAS GOING TO GO TO BED,  HE SAID OK, AND THEN PROCEEDED TO COME TO BED ALSO.  HE IS STILL SLEEPING THIS AM, BUT IT IS ONLY 9:30AM, SO I AM NOT CONCERNED AS YET.  I SURE AM HOPING FOR A BETTER DAY TODAY.  I DID GET ONE BIT OF GOOD NEWS, OUR NEIGHBOR SAID MIKE COULD HAVE HIS MOTHER'S LIFT CHAIR (THEY ARE VERY COSTLY), HE SAID HE AND HIS BROTHER WILL BRING IT OVER ONE DAY NEXT WEEK.  I AM TRULY APPRECIATIVE!!  THERE IS ALWAYS A SILVER LINING IF YOU LOOK HARD ENOUGH!!  JUST ME