" WHEN'S MY BIRTHDAY " ?

MIKE ASKED ME THE ABOVE AND I REPLIED "IN OCT.".  HE THEN ASKED "HOW OLD WILL I BE ON MY BIRTHDAY"?  I TOLD HIM "79".  THEN MIKE SAYS "HOW COME I GET YOUNGER THAN LAST YEAR"?  I TOLD HIM "HONEY YOU ARE 78 YEARS OLD NOW, SO NEXT YEAR ON YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU WILL BE 79".  MIKE SAID "GET OUT OF HERE"!!   "I'M 81 NOW-MAYBE OLDER",  I SAID "YOU ARE"?  AND MIKE SAID "YOU KNOW I AM"!!  HE IS ALL OVER THE PLACE WHEN IT COMES TO HIS AGE.  SOMETIMES HIS IN HIS 90'S AND ONCE HE TOLD ME HE WAS 180 YEARS OLD!!!  RIGHT NOW MIKE IS STILL IN BED. SOMETIME DURING THE NIGHT HE GOT UP TOOK OFF HIS WARM P.J.'S AND EVERY THING ELSE!!  AT LEAST NOW HE IS ALL COVERED UP WITH THE SHEET AND THE SPREAD!!  HE WAS UP A LITTLE LATER THAN USUAL LAST NIGHT WATCHING A FOOT BALL GAME.  WHEN HE CAME TO BED I ASKED HIM WHO WON, AND HE DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO PLAYED!!  SO SAD.  IT IS RAINING HERE THIS AM, AND WAS RAINING LAST NIGHT TOO.  NO COMPLAINTS, AS WE SURE DO NEED IT.  YESTERDAY MIKE AND I JUST LISTENED TO THE MEETING OVER THE PHONE.  WE BOTH GOT UP EARLY, BUT MIKE WAS TAKING FUNNY, AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON.  HE SAID HE WAS GOING AS "BLUE MAN".  AND  WHEN I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED ME TO PICK OUT HIS CLOTHES,  HE SAID "I CAN GO LIKE THIS"-HE WAS IN HIS P.J.'S AND A ROBE!!  I TOLD HIM "WHY DON'T WE JUST STAY HOME AND LISTEN TO THE MEETING TODAY"?  HE SAID "OK MOM-THANK YOU", BUT THEN A FEW MINUTES LATER HE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT TIME WE HAD TO GO.  I NEVER KNOW WHICH END IS UP ANY MORE.  I DO HAVE PLANS TO GO OUT IN SERVICE ON THE 17TH.  I HAVE A VOLUNTEER FROM HOSPICE WHO IS COMING OVER TO SIT WITH MIKE FOR A COUPLE HOURS.  THAT REALLY MAKES ME HAPPY, AS I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO GO ON THURS. NIGHTS FOR A WHILE NOW OR OUT IN SERVICE.  MAYBE WHEN MY SON COMES I'LL GET TO DO BOTH!!  WELL, I NEED TO CHECK ON MIKE NOW-MAKE SURE HE IS O.K., AND GET HIM UP SO HE CAN EAT SOMETHING.  IT SURE IS NICE HAVING MY COMPUTER BACK, AND IT SURE IS WORKING GOOD NOW!!  TILL TOMORROW-JUST ME