" HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR MOTHER ? "

I MUST SAY THAT IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS MIKE HAS ASKED ME AS OF LATE.  HE WAS NOT KIDDING EITHER.  AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS, SO I ASKED HIM " HOW DID YOU  MEET YOUR  MOTHER??  WHEN HE SAID " I REALLY DON'T REMEMBER", I KNEW HE WAS NOT JOKING, BUT WAS ASKING ME THAT FOR REAL!!!  HE ALSO WANTED TO KNOW IF HE EVER MET MY MOTHER!!  SO SAD.                                                                    MIKE SEEMS TO FIND A AWFUL LOT OF HUMOR IN COMMERCIALS LATELY, ALSO HE IS SUCH A SUCKER FOR ANY SALES PERSON.  HE WILL BUY ANYTHING & EVERYTHING OVER THE PHONE IF I AM NOT THERE TO ANSWER IT.  HE JUST GAVE ME A BILL FOR $59. WORTH OF MAGAZINES THAT HE ORDERED BY PHONE.  SOMEONE CALLED, AND HE OF COURSE SAID YES TO ALL THEIR QUESTIONS, AND NOW WE GET "COOKING LIGHT",  "SPORTS ILLUSTRATED", AND WHO KNOW WHAT ALL.  THE REAL KICKER IS THAT MIKE NO LONGER READS!!  THE MAGAZINES WIND UP IN THE RECYCLE BEN UNREAD.  TO BOOT, HE HIDES THE BILLS FROM ME TILL THEY START SENDING HIM OVER DUE NOTICES.  THEN HE TELLS ME HE NEEDS A CHECK, BUT WILL NOT TELL ME WHAT IT'S FOR.  HE JUST SAYS THAT IT NEEDS TO BE A CHECK FROM HIM.  HE REMINDS ME OF A LITTLE BOY SOMETIMES WHO IS TRYING TO HIDE THE FACT THAT HE RAIDED THE COOKIE JAR AND IS LYING ABOUT IT TO HIS MOTHER (SOUND FAMILIAR MIKE JR.??).  MIKE ALSO TALKS TO OUR DOGS A LOT THESE DAYS TOO.  I WILL HEAR HIM FROM THE BED ROOM, AND THINK HE IS CALLING OR TALKING TO ME, BUT WHEN I ASK HIM HE SAYS "I WAS TALKING TO PRISKA, OR I WAS TALKING TO PRESLEY".  HE ALSO GETS THEM MIXED UP NOW TOO.  HE WILL SAY "GOOD GIRL" TO PRESLEY, OR "GOOD BOY" TO PRISKA.  I FEEL SURE THEY DON'T MIND, BUT I SURE THINK IT IS CUTE!!  WELL, I NEED TO GET GOING-MIKE HAS A DENTAL APPOINTMENT AND I NEED TO GET READY TO TAKE HIM.  HOPE THIS DAY BRINGS YOU LOTS OF JOY & LAUGHTER-TILL TOMORROW JUST ME