HERE ARE A FEW FUNNIES MIKE SAID BEFORE FALLING ASLEEP

FIRST HE ASKED ME IF ALL THE GIRLS WERE IN OUR POOL (FYI-WE DON'T HAVE A POOL).  THEN HE ASKED IF I HAD MOVED MY TAIL.  I SAID "YES" TO WHICH HE REPLIED "WHERE"?  I TOLD HIM ALL AROUND THE HOUSE!!  NEXT HE SAID HE HEARD THEY WERE GIVING MILK AWAY. SO I SAID "WHO". TO WHICH MIKE ANSWERED " TO WHO EVER WANTS IT I GUESS".  I'M BEGINNING TO THINK IT IS THE DRUGS SPEAKING, ALTHOUGH MIKE HAS ALWAYS BEEN FUNNY (DRY SENSE OF HUMOR).  I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER DAY, BUT HE WOULD NOT ACCEPT WHAT I SAID.  SO OUT OF DESPERATION, I SAID MIKE I AM A MEMBER OF THE TRUTH, YOU KNOW I CAN NOT TELL A LIE. WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, HE BOUNCES BACK WITH "SO HOW DO YOU GET INTO BED"?  TOO FUNNY!!! MIKE IS STILL IN BED, BUT I HAVE BEEN UP FOR A WHILE.  I FED THE DOGS, BROUGHT IN THE NEWS PAPER FOR HIM, AND AM NOW ENJOYING MY CUP OF CAFE' CON LECHE'.  IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO FULLY WAKE UP FOR ME, AND GET ME GOING.  OTHER WISE I WOULD JUST STAY IN BED WITH MIKE TILL HE FEELS LIKE GETTING UP.  OF COURSE FOR ME TO DO THAT I WOULD HAVE TO GIVE OUR TWO DOGS AWAY, AS THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.  THEY KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME FOR BREAKFAST AND WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO OUTSIDE, AND WHEN IT'S TIME FOR DINNER.  THEY HAVE EVEN LEARNED HOW TO SPELL SOME WORDS THEY ARE THE SMARTEST LITTLE DOGS ON THE PLANET.  WE USE TO TAKE THEM FOR WALKS EVERY DAY. ACTUALLY IT WAS MIKE MOST OF THE TIME.  NOW THEY STILL WAIT AT THE BACK DOOR WHEN EVER HE GETS UP FROM EATING BREAKFAST THINKING THAT HE IS GOING TO WALK THEM.  MIKE BLESS HIS HEART KEEPS TRYING TO DO A LITTLE SOMETHING OUTSIDE-HE MISSES THAT SO MUCH.  LAST THING HE SAID LAST NIGHT WAS IF THE WEATHER WAS GOOD IN THE MORNING, HE WAS GOING TO PLAY (THAT'S WHAT HE CALLS IT) IN THE BACK YARD FOR A LITTLE WHILE. WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW, CAN'T LET MY COFFEE GET COLD.  HOPE YOUR WEEK END WAS HAPPY-TILL TOMORROW-JUST ME