" CAR ACCIDENT!! "

YES, A CAR ACCIDENT!! NO, THANKFULLY MIKE WAS NOT DRIVING, NOR WAS HE EVEN IN THE CAR, BUT WHAT A DAY YESTERDAY WAS!!  AS YOU KNOW MY SISTER VICKIE HAS A BROKEN WRIST (R.HAND) CAST WAY UP PAST HER ELBOW,  AND WE HAVE ALL BEEN DOING WHAT WE CAN TO HELP HER.  YESTERDAY WAS A DAY OF FUN (SUPPOSEDLY).  WE HAD A FEW ERRANDS TO RUN, AND THEN IT WAS OFF TO GET A PEDICURE-MY SISTER VICKIE'S TREAT!!  LONG STORY SHORT, AVEDA (BEAUTY SCHOOL) TOOK FOREVER, AND USED A TON OF OIL ON THE BOTTOM OF MY FEET.  I WAS SLIDING IN AND OUT OF MY FLIP FLOPS GOING OUT OF THERE.  WE GOT A WHOLE TWO BLOCKS AWAY WHEN I WAS MAKING A LEGAL U-TURN, AND A CAR CAME OUT OF NO WHERE (AT LEAST I HAD NOT SEEN IT BEFORE), AND I WENT TO JAM ON MY BREAKS, AND BOOM!!  MY SLIPPERY FOOT SLID RIGHT OUT OF MY FLIP FLOP AND OFF THE BREAK!!!  I WISH THE WOMAN WOULD HAVE JUST SPED UP A TAD, BUT NO, SHE STOPS AND WAITS FOR MY CAR TO HIT HER!!  OH WELL,  DOES ANY ONE KNOW IF IT IS POSSIBLE TO SUE AVEDA FOR EXCESSIVE USE OF OIL???  I MAY HAVE A LAW SUIT HERE-AND YES, OF COURSE I AM KIDDING.  ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS MY POOR HUSBAND HOME ALONE, AND THE WOMAN WOULD NOT JUST TAKE ALL MY INFORMATION AND LET US GO-NO, SHE SAID I HAD TO STAY THERE TILL THE COPS CAME-30 MINUTES OR MORE LATER!!  I DID MANAGE TO HAVE A FRIEND PICK UP MY SISTER VICKIE AND TAKE HER TO MY HOUSE SO THAT MIKE WOULD NOT BE LEFT ALONE ANY LONGER, AND SHE COULD TELL HIM I WAS FINE, JUST HAD TO WAIT FOR THE POLICE TO FILL OUR THE REPORT.  SO AS YOU CAN SEE.  EVEN ON A DAY THAT HELD THE PROMISE OF A FREE RELAXING PEDICURE, SATAN REARED HIS UGLY HEAD AND TURNED IT INTO A STRESSFUL AFTERNOON.  STILL, DESPITE ALL THAT HAPPENED, ALL IS WELL THAT ENDS WELL, AND THE MAIN THING WAS NO ONE WAS HURT, AND MIKE WAS OK.  THAT IN MY BOOK IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD DAY!!  TILL LATER-JUST ME