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LAST NIGHT MIKE IS WATCHING A COMMERCIAL AND STARTS SAYING "WHAT ?"  SEVERAL TIMES-A LITTLE LOUDER EACH TIME.  TILL I OF COURSE ASK HIM WHAT IS ALL THE WHATING ABOUT.  THEN HE SAYS WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?  I AM AT A LOSS (WHICH IS THE CASE SO OFTEN LATELY), AND HE SAYS "WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET THE $100,000. DOLLARS?  NOW IT IS ALL MAKING SENSE TO ME-HE MUST HAVE JUST WATCHED THE M & M COMMERCIAL ABOUT GETTING ALL THE COLORS BACK TOGETHER.  I THINK (NOT REAL SURE) THAT YOU NEED TO FIND A BAG WITH ALL OF THE 5 COLORS (THERE ARE 5 COLORS-RIGHT?)  IN THE BAG, AND THEN YOU CAN WIN $100,000 DOLLARS.  SO AGAIN, MIKE SAYS "WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO"? SO I TELL HIM HE NEEDS TO BUY LOTS & LOTS OF M & M'S, TO SEE IF HE CAN FIND ALL THE COLORS IN ONE BAG.  HE GIVES ME A NOT SO NICE LOOK, AND GOES BACK TO WATCHING TV..
THEN THERE WAS LAST NIGHT WHEN HE STATED "THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY PILLS".  NOW I START THE GUESSING GAME.  WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR PILLS?  WHICH ONES??  WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT??  HE NOW TELLS ME THAT HE HAS BEEN FEELING SHAKY FOR A WHILE, AND IT MUST BE THE PILLS.  I'M LIKE WHY ARE YOU JUST NOW TELLING ME THIS NOW, IF YOU HAVE BEEN FEELING SHAKY FOR A WHILE??  I ASK YOU EVERY DAY HOW YOU ARE FEELING, AND YOU NEVER SAY "SHAKY"!!  OH, AND WHEN HE SAYS THE WORD "SHAKY" HE SHAKES BOTH HIS HANDS TO GIVE ME A VISUAL.  NOW TODAY I WILL HAVE TO CALL HIS PCP, (WE WERE JUST THERE YESTERDAY) AND FIND OUT WHICH ONE OF HIS PILLS COULD BE MAKING HIM SHAKY.  I DID CALL THE PHARMACIST LAST NIGHT, AND HE SEEMED TO THINK IT COULD BE COMING FROM THE HIGHER DOSE WE PUT MIKE ON A COUPLE MONTHS AGO OF THE ARICEPT.  WE SHALL SEE WHAT THE DOC SAYS THIS AM-TO BE CONTINUED!!!  JUST ME