" I POKE HER A LOT!! "

ONE OF MY MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS!!  WE WERE AT THE K. H. (RELIGIOUS MEETING), AND I WAS COMMENTING ON MY FRIEND'S POLKA DOT DRESS.  I SAID "YOU ARE WEARING MY FAVORITE DRESS-I JUST LOVE POLKA DOTS.  SO WHAT DOES MIKE CHIME IN WITH???  THE ABOVE WORDS!!  HONESTLY, I NEVER KNOW FROM MINUTE TO MINUTE WHAT WILL COME OUT OF THAT MANS MOUTH NEXT!!  WATCHING TV ON SATURDAY NIGHT, MIKE (WHO HAD BEEN SOUND ASLEEP IN HIS RECLINER) WAKES UP AND SAYS "WHERE AM I GOING?"  NOT HAVING A CLUE AS TO WHAT HE WAS THINKING (OR DREAMING ABOUT) I SAID "WHERE ARE YOU GOING WHEN"??  MIKE SAYS "TOMORROW" THEN I TELL HIM TO THE K. H.. THEN HE SAYS "THEN WHERE DO I GO"?  NOW I'M STARTING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HE WANTS TO KNOW.  MIKE HAD AN APPOINTMENT FOR MONDAY TO GET SOME NEW EYE GLASSES, SO ONCE I FIGURED THAT OUT AND TOLD HIM WHAT HE WANTED TO HEAR, HE WAS FINE AGAIN.  OUR DAYS SEEM TO BE FILLED LATELY WITH MANY DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS.  THURSDAY WE SPENT THE DAY BETWEEN MIKE'S PCP DOCTOR AND HAVING SOME X-RAYS DONE ON HIS KNEE.  NOW TODAY HIS PCP DOCTOR'S OFFICE CALLED AND WANTS HIM TO SEE AN ORTHOPEDIC SPECIALIST, AS THEY FOUND SIGNIFICANT ????? IN HIS X-RAY.  LIFE GETS COMPLICATED WHEN YOU PASS 60.  I THINK THE ONLY ONE THAT THE "GOLDEN YEARS" CAN RIGHTLY APPLY TO ARE THE DOCTORS WHO GET RICH OFF ALL US OLD FOLKS!!!  ONE MORE MIKE STORY FOR TODAY.  ON FRIDAY. I TRIED TO THROW OUT THURS. NEWS PAPER, BUT MIKE WOULD NOT LET ME.  HE SAID JUST PUT IT ON MY CHAIR, WHICH I DID.  THEN ON FRIDAY HE WAS READING THURS. PAPER AND I TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS YESTERDAYS PAPER.  HE SAID NO IT'S NOT, TODAY IS THURS. JUNE THE SECOND 2011 (WHICH OF COURSE HE SAW AT THE TOP OF THE NEWS PAPER).  I SAID I KNOW THAT IS WHAT THE PAPER YOU ARE READING SAYS, BUT TODAY IS FRIDAY.  AFTER A BACK AND FORTH FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES (I EVEN TRIED TO REMIND HIM THAT HE WOULD NOT LET ME THROW OUT THURS. PAPER THE DAY BEFORE) WELL, HE FINALLY AGREED-IT WAS FRIDAY. AH THE SMELL OF SUCCESS!!! OK, I HAD TO PUT FRIDAYS PAPER IN HIS HANDS BEFORE HE WOULD BELIEVE ME, BUT I STILL WON THAT ARGUMENT ANY WAY!!
TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY, AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO STAY POSITIVE-I'M PRETTY POSITIVE ALREADY THAT GETTING OLDER STINKS!!! TILL TOMORROW-JUST ME