"DID YOU KNOW THAT PUBLIX IS HAVING AN AUCTION"?

MIKE  WAS READING FROM THE NEWS PAPER ABOUT THIS AUCTION IN TITUSVILLE.  HE ASKED ME IF I LIKED TITUSVILLE, AND I SAID I DON'T KNOW-WHY?  MIKE SAID THAT IT HAS A BEACH, AND WE LIKE BEACHES.  I'M LIKE OK, WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?  HE AGAIN STARTS READING FROM THE NEWS PAPER, AND SAYS THAT PUBLIX IS HAVING AN AUCTION IN TITUSVILLE, AND IT SOUNDS LIKE IT WILL BE A GOOD ONE.  I TAKE THE PAPER AWAY FROM MIKE TO SEE WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT AND I COULD NOT HELP BUT GIGGLE INSIDE.  IT WAS NOT PUBLIX WHO WAS HAVING AN AUCTION, IT WAS A PUBLIC AUCTION IN TITUSVILLE!!!  MIKE HAS A LOT OF TROUBLE READING THESE DAYS.  HE READS VERY SLOW-ONE WORD AT A TIME, AND IF HE SHOULD GET THAT ONE WORD WRONG, IT CHANGES THE MEANING OF THE WHOLE SENTIENCE.  HE IS TRYING HARD NOT TO LOSE THAT SKILL, AND HE WILL SPEND AN HOUR GOING OVER THE SAME PIECE OF PAPER.  HE HAS BECOME SO HUMBLE, THAT I AM OFTEN FLOORED BY IT. AT MEETINGS HE LIKES ME TO PUT MY FINGER UNDER EACH WORD OF THE SONG, SO HE CAN FOLLOW ALONG, AND NOT GET HELD UP ON A WORD HE MAY NOT EASILY KNOW.  LAST SUNDAY I WAS CRACKING UP (AGAIN TO MY SELF), BECAUSE THE BROTHER IN FRONT OF US KEPT RAISING HIS HAND TO COMMENT, BUT THEY KEPT CALLING ON SOMEONE ELSE.  MIKE THEN POINTS AT THE BROTHER THE NEXT TIME HE RAISES HIS HAND-LIKE SAYING HEY, CALL ON HIM WILL YA!!!  HE IS STILL IN BED RESTING RIGHT NOW, AND I HAVE SOME STUDYING TO DO FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK, AND I ALSO HAVE A DENTIST APPOINTMENT TODAY.  I SURE DO HOPE MY DENTIST SAYS THAT MY CRACKED TOOTH CAN BE SAVED WITH JUST A FILLING.  OH WELL, IT IS WHAT IT IS.  WE ARE  BLESSED IN MORE WAYS THAN WE CAN COUNT-ENJOY YOUR MANY BLESSING FOR TODAY-JUST ME