"GOD'S PLAN" ACCORDING TO MIKE

THE FIRST THING OUT OF MIKE'S MOUTH THIS MORNING WAS          " I'VE FIGURED OUT GOD'S PLAN".. VERY UNLIKE MIKE (IF YOU KNOW HIM WELL), AS HE USUALLY STEERS CLEAR OF ANY AND ALL RELIGIOUS TOPICS.. SO OF COURSE OUT OF CURIOSITY, I ASKED HIM-"WHAT'S THAT"??   HE THOUGHT FOR A MINUTE AND SAID "WELL, WE ARE ALL SUPPOSE TO LIVE TO BE 100 YEARS OLD, AND THEN WE DIE".  THEN HE ADDED "SOME GET LESS THAN THAT BECAUSE OF CAR ACCIDENTS AND STUFF, BUT WE ARE ALL SUPPOSE TO LIVE TO 100". AGAIN IF YOU KNOW MIKE WELL, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT HIS GOAL HAS ALWAYS BEEN TO LIVE TO 93.. I DON'T KNOW IF THIS NEW LOGIC OF HIS IS HIS WAY OF TELLING ME THAT HE HAS CHANGED HIS MIND AND NOW HE WANTS TO LIVE TO BE 100..  IN ANY CASE, I FOUND IT TO BE QUITE CUTE-LATELY I NEVER KNOW WHAT HE WILL COME UP WITH NEXT.  AT LEAST IT KEEPS ME ON MY TOES, AND LIFE WITH MIKE IS ANYTHING BUT BORING!!...HOPE YOUR DAY WILL HAVE MANY CHUCKLES-WE ALL NEED THEM.. JUST ME