LINDA DID A BAD BAD THING

YES, I AM GUILTY.  MY TOOTH FELL OUT AGAIN SO I TOOK IT UPON MYSELF TO GLUE IT BACK IT WITH GORILLA GLUE!!  IT IS STILL IN PLACE, BUT NOW EVERYONE THAT I TOLD THINK I COULD BE POISONING MY SELF OR THAT THE DENTIST WILL NOT BE ABLE TO REMOVE THE TOOTH ONCE THE REAL BRIDGE GETS IN.  ALL I CAN SAY IS I CHECKED THE BOTTLE FOR ANY WARNINGS, AND THE ONLY THING IT SAID WAS IF SWALLOWED IT COULD BLOCK THE COLON.  THAT IS BECAUSE IT EXPANDS 10 TIMES IT'S SIZE WHEN IT DRIES.  I KNEW THAT ALREADY AS I HAVE USED IT MANY TIMES.  SO, I JUST USED THE TINIEST BIT AND I KNEW IT WOULD HOLD. PLUS, IT DRIES WHITE, JUST LIKE MY TEETH-A WIN WIN IN MY BOOKS!!  WELL, AS FOR THIS MORNING, MY SISTER, DAWN (HER DAUGHTER), AND MY SELF, WILL ALL BE GOING TO TAMPA TO SEE MY OTHER SISTER MELA WHO LIVES FAR AWAY, AND WE HAVE NOT SEEN IN QUITE A WHILE.  IT SHOULD BE A NICE DAY, BUT THAT MEANS I MUST KEEP THIS SHORT, AS I HAVE MUCH TO DO BEFORE THEY COME TO PICK ME UP.  IT REALLY STORMED YESTERDAY, AND MORE RAIN IS FORECAST FOR TODAY, BUT WE ARE GOING TO CHANCE IT ANY WAY.  WELL, HOPE YOU ARE ALL NICE AND DRY, AND IN A GREAT PLACE THIS A.M.-JUST ME