Wednesday, June 6, 2012

" ALZHEIMER'S - BIG TIME " !! (FROM 3/12)

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS ONE JUMPED TO FIRST PLACE, BUT PLEASE KNOW THAT IT WAS FROM 3/12. I WILL TRY AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO MOVE IT BACK WHEN I GET BACK HOME.

MIKE CAN COME UP WITH SOME OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS LATELY.  I GUESS I NEED MORE EVIDENCE THAT HE REALLY DOES SUFFER FROM ALZHEIMER'S, SO HE IS MAKING SURE I HAVE PLENTY!!!  YESTERDAY WE WERE TALKING ABOUT FONDA (OUR YOUNGEST DAUGHTER) WHO SAID SHE WOULD BE OVER AROUND 5:30PM.  IT WAS ALMOST 6PM, AND STILL NO FONDA, SO MIKE WANTED ME TO CALL HER AND SEE IF SHE WAS STILL COMING OVER.  I TOLD HIM THERE WAS NO NEED TO PHONE HER, AS SHE IS ALWAYS LATE.  I SAID SHE WAS EVEN LATE IN COMING WHEN SHE WAS DUE.  SO MIKE SAID, "DUE FOR WHAT"??  THEN I EXPLAINED THAT SHE WAS ORIGINALLY DUE TO BE BORN ON JULY 30TH, BUT SHE WAS LATE.  SO MIKE ASKS "WHEN DID SHE COME, ON JULY 31ST"?  I SAID NO, SHE WAS LATER THAN THAT, SO HE THEN STARTS GUESSING JULY 32nd, JULY 33rd, ALL THE WAY TO JULY 35th BEFORE I TOLD HIM SHE WAS ACTUALLY BORN IN AUG., AUG. THE 23rd.  AS IF THAT WERE NOT STRANGE ENOUGH, HE THEN ASKED ME IF WE HAVE EVER BEEN TO FONDA'S HOUSE!!!  I'M TRYING NOT TO ACT FLABBERGASTED, AND JUST SAY YES-WE HAVE BEEN THERE MANY TIMES BEFORE.  THEN HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HER HOUSE LOOKS LIKE.  HE SAYS IS IT LIKE OUR INSIDE?  I (STILL FLABBERGASTED) SAID "PRETTY MUCH". AND LEFT IT AT  THAT.
ON AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT NOTE, THIS MORNING MIKE WAKES ME OUT OF A DEEP SLEEP BY POKING ME IN THE STOMACH.  HE THEN ASKS ME IF I AM AWAKE.  I TOLD HIM NOW I AM-WHAT'S THE MATTER??  HE SAID THE DOGS ARE STARVING TO DEATH, AND THEY NEED ME TO WAKE UP AND FEED THEM RIGHT NOW..  SO I GUESS I AM NOT ONLY AT MIKES BECKON CALL, BUT ALSO AT MY DOGS!!!  YOU WOULD THINK THAT ONCE YOU REACH THE RIPE OLE AGE OF 65 (I'LL BE THERE NEXT MONTH), YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO SLEEP IN ONCE IN A WHILE-APPARENTLY NOT IF YOU HAVE DOGS, OR ARE MARRIED TO A MAN NAMED MIKE.  THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT FOR NOW-HOPE YOU HAVE A REMARKABLE DAY-JUST ME

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